Singkawang Darland: She wore sandals that had little colored stones, mostly red, and her toenails were painted red as well.

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You ever heard about the guy that is too busy to go out and meet girls but is super sexy as hell. Yeah, that's me. Thats me...minus the super sexy as hell. Or you've probably heard about the wonderful Romeo Juliet story about love at first sight and willing to die for each other and blah blah. yeeeaaah...no, not me. I'll probably think that your super cute and hot on our first meet and wish that will end up in bed but wait, I last as long as a half keg of Oberon at a frat party. Oh man, super awkward, maybe I shouldn't have said that. But it's fine, even if I lasted longer than security screening at the airport after a terrorist scare, my humble love abode is on the third floor of an apt and after you walk in my apt you have to walk up 3 flights of stairs just to get to my room! Like seriously worse place ever to invite a girl, yet best place ever for a sniper Anyways back to RJ so love at first sight, no, willing to die...um that's siutational. Are you a helpless puppy on the side of the road getting teased by teenage boys who have yet to hit puberty? If so, sure why not, I'll run in doing a Bruce lee wail in my ready to drop a can of whoopass kung fu Bruce lee stance. No fear, they'll get scared scream, oh shit! Jackie Chan! and run off because they're too young to know who Bruce lee was. Oh right, the guy who takes you out on dates and loves you more than anything! Dates...oh yeah we will have dates, but they will be at odd hours, remember that guy that is too busy to go out? Oh no worries, if we hit if off great, you'd be a good reason to break away, but the dates will be at ungodly hours, maybe. Loves you more than anything!? Haha you forgetting about my momma, girl. You maybe younger and sexier than her, but damn, I love her more. Remember how Im not sexy as hell? Well I expect you to be....whoa whoa slow down, say whaaaa? Okay, just kidding, of course you don't have to be sexy as hell. Of course if you were, I hate for people to come up to

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